You’re a naughty little maryjane, aren’t you?
(Source: fateandfire)
He’s a curious little guy.
Hamsauce likes warm places.
This is Hamilton. He weighs about 4 lbs. He’s pushing 4 months old. He has no testicles.
Finished a Year o’ School
Have a summer internship lined up. Got a new kitty. He talks a lot. Reading a collection of Twain’s short stories. Moved into an apartment in the city with normally long-distance boyfriend of 8 months. Will be not long distance boyfriend for three months. There’s enough room in the closet and dressers for all my stuff. Made biscuits this morning from scratch. Set off the smoke alarm (f8cking sensitive smoke alarm). Have nothing to do today but go to some museums, eat some leftover pork chops, and meet up with Laaaaa to watch some karaoke.
Yeah, my life is pretty good right abouts now.
What part of this betch needs thigh slimming? I dislike that people modeling shapers do not need shapers. How can I tell if the seams will pinch or cause bulges if the models have no excess fat? Wouldn’t the companies photoshop out those bulges anyway? So, how can I tell if these products are going to actually shape and slim my body as I want them to or if they are going only make things look worse because they push my flesh out in awkward ways? Lame.
Still-sinking Venice is also tilting
As if rising seawater and a sinking city weren’t enough, scientists have now discovered that the City of Bridges is also tilting a millimeter or two eastward per year.
Shit. I need to get to Italy before Venice sinks or just falls into the water.
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Ingrid Michaelson | Somebody That I Used To Know (Gotye cover)
Today’s jam.
(Source: godspellandgoodnight)
